• Sext: I kiss you deeply as I lay you back gently on the bed, my hands roaming up your thighs, palms are sweaty, knees weak arms spaghetti

awesomephilia:

Remember this one? This is still the most popular video on tumblr (for a good reason)

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itmakesnosense:

Last year i had this roommate that randomly liked to practice giving birth for fun.

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juanitatequila:

B U B B L E G U M B I T C H

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avelines-butt:

i don’t know what’s funnier the pun or the fact that there’s no crayola products

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amexicanwithamustache:

motherstrickle:

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

do catholics fail trigonometry because they’re afraid of sin

do irish people fail trigonometry because they can’t tan

does everyone else fail trigonometry just cos

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littlethugbitch:

peau-rose:

Well this is hilarious

ohmy god

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monetizeyourcat:

vlogbloopers:

wow get a job

are you talking to the photographer or the dog because if you’re talking to the dog i agree

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diamondtwink:

a homosexual in his natural habitat

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simsgonewrong:

My Sim started Gossiping and this came up…

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