(Source: thedolo, via pizza)

How to braid your hair:

lucifersblog:

washingtub:

  • Wet hair
  • Comb through
  • Separate at the part
  • Draw a pentagram on the floor
  • Perform blood sacrifice
  • Offer up your soul to the devil
  • Chant ancient Latin conjuration spell
  • Summon Satan
  • Ask Satan to braid your hair

You know what?

Screw you. I am done braiding people’s hair. Do you know how many braids I have done today?

Thirty-fucking-seven.

And I don’t even get a “Hey Satan how’s it going your cloven hooves look fabulous today” it’s just “Braid it. Go.”

(via thelittlesecretsofmylife)

mvposey:

bethpiercedtheveil:

thesky-is-notmine:

i-cant—-change:

mysticanthia:

mogatrat:

zombieofthesith:

This made me giggle like a loser.

boss is going by

quick wave at the boss

Darth Vader is probably squealing inside, but he has to keep his tough exterior.

i have been laughing for the past twenty minutes omg

welcome to Tumblr

Everyone needs to look up this whole commercial. Go now.

(Source: nobaadtrip, via thelittlesecretsofmylife)

dick-rider-dave-strider:

dick-rider-dave-strider:

grandmoms are precious and must be protected at all costs

i told her i was posting this on tumblr and she said “let me know how many hits i get!!!” so just watch this and make an old woman happy

(via cadburycreamcoolator)

foodslumber:

fuffuster:

has anyone ever stopped to think about what ridiculous animals goats are

like

image

WHAT THE FUCK

image

HOW DID YOU EVEN GET UP THERE

image

ARE THESE ANIMALS EVEN REAL

image

????? ?? ? ???????//

SOMEONE FUCKING EXPLAIN THIS SHIT TO ME

omg

(via mmm-thats-a-taco)

buttlicked:

noONE IS ONLINE I CAN POST WHAT I WANT

image

(Source: buttlicked, via lyxdelsic)

I’M NOT SURE WHY BUT THERE’S A GIANT ROLL OF BUBBLE WRAP IN MY LIVING ROOM

stagegayromance:

mere-existence:

ismychemicalromanceback:

ismychemicalromanceback:

I AM EXCITED

image

image

I HAVE LIKE 6 ASSIGNMENTS BUT WHEN I DO THIS IT GOES POP POP POP SO THIS IS MORE IMPORTANT

a. fabulous b. are you watching a documentary on happy sloths?

maybe.

(via thelittlesecretsofmylife)

madeupmonkeyshit:

makes sense why willow smith is just so detached from the family, she been living on the other side of the house with MTV on all day

(via thelittlesecretsofmylife)

magicaldestinies:

idreamofjimmy:

works for me

I always found it so sweet that they actually took the time to answer these questions so that they could continue being friends with Jimmy

(via thelittlesecretsofmylife)

andrewgiraffields:

Lana Del Rey songs make me feel sad and nostalgic about things that haven’t happened to me

(Source: highgayden, via pizza)