pizzadelivery:

my school has this fb page where students can sell their old stuff and i’ve been laughing at this girl’s post for 85 years

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mikalhvi:

full-onrainstorm:

WHAT WOULD POSSES YOU TO LEAVE GOOGLE FOR BING

"Did you mean: Congratulations TRAITOR!" that’s fucking priceless.

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fishmad122:

paradisaic:

who is she?

Rockin body

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spookyscandal:

can i make it any more obvious?

(Source: the-sex-and-the-city-blog, via awkwardvagina)

alexturnler:

is forever21 okay

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thatfunnyblog:

this is so terrifying

(Source: saturdaydetention)

seancodyfan:

the most important photo of our time, the leader of the free world talking with president Obama

(Source: firemen, via memethievery)

plottwistiamlindsaylohan:

white people are out of control

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hypo-fuck:

sociating:

murder house

I’m going to live in that house

(via the-insurgency)

bonsoirgrenouille:

cash or credit, fuckboy

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d0nn0:

'Im gonna need to see some ID sir'

(Source: awwww-cute, via the-insurgency)

edens-blog:

heartbeatofatimelord:

physcoaustin:

tardisol:

IF YOU HAD ROOM WITH ABSOLUTELY NOTHING IN IT AND THE WALLS CEILING AND FLOOR WERE MADE OF MIRROR WHAT WOULD IT LOOK LIKE IN THE MIRRORS

No.

Holy shit I asked my dad who’s a physics teacher and he just looked at me, looked at the table, looked at me, tried not to smile, looked angry, and started to look up where you can buy big mirrors.

image

this is an actual room of mirrors.

as you can see, it leads to glitches in the matrix

(Source: teenytomlin, via the-insurgency)

  • Cashier: That'll be $4.03
  • Me: I only have $4...
  • Cashier: That's ok, I have the three cents
  • Me: ...........
  • Cashier: ........
  • Me: what are we?

astreana:

geewizsc:

#rp #IOS8 it just got real #lmao #turndownforwhat

this new technology is just helping people get wilder and wilder

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